Although war throughout the globe accounts for hundreds of deaths every day; civilian attrition by bird flu just seems a worse way to die. China has just reported its 666th human death from the virus. The BPT strain of bird flu in China has taken the life of 78 year […]
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lt;!– @page { size: 5.04in 7.17in } –> Disclaimer:The aticles in this section are Jokes for the April Fool’s Day 2006Dedicated to consistent misinformation and journalistic dishonesty. We strive for complete fabrication, however if we inadvertently print the truth, sorry…our bad. Dear Readers, It is officially spring! We weathered the […]
Unity Tunnel to Unite Campus Residents
DisclaimerThe aticles in this section are Jokes for the April Fool’s Day 2006Dedicated to consistent misinformation and journalistic dishonesty. We strive for complete fabrication, however if we inadvertently print the truth, sorry…our bad. President Neil Albert Salonen stormed a budget meeting last Tuesday demanding fifty million dollars for a project […]
She Said…He Said, “What?
DisclaimerThe aticles in this section are Jokes for the April Fool’s Day 2006Dedicated to consistent misinformation and journalistic dishonesty. We strive for complete fabrication, however if we inadvertently print the truth, sorry…our bad. I am in love with a stripper! What should I tell people when they ask what my […]
Abstinence Corner
DisclaimerThe aticles in this section are Jokes for the April Fool’s Day 2006Dedicated to consistent misinformation and journalistic dishonesty. We strive for complete fabrication, however if we inadvertently print the truth, sorry…our bad. You know, I have something to say. I have been taking a long hard look at my […]
ABC Haunting is a Hoax?
DisclaimerThe aticles in this section are Jokes for the April Fool’s Day 2006Dedicated to consistent misinformation and journalistic dishonesty. We strive for complete fabrication, however if we inadvertently print the truth, sorry…our bad. On Monday March 13, 2006, two UB design students reported seeing a strange appearance emerge from the […]
Peru and Doom: Hand in Hand
It is incredible how people could create their own doom or help themselves. This is what I strongly believe when I take a glimpse of what is happening in Peru, a South American country located on the middle west of the continent. Peru is one of the largest countries in […]
Hugo and George Work Things Out
DisclaimerThe aticles in this section are Jokes for the April Fool’s Day 2006Dedicated to consistent misinformation and journalistic dishonesty. We strive for complete fabrication, however if we inadvertently print the truth, sorry…our bad. Venezuela and the United States have never seen eye to eye (at least not while Bush has […]
Commentary: A Deeper Insight into U.S. Imperialism
The international economic and political arena could not, perhaps, be more hostile environment, with recent riots and barriers to free trade and globalization. While cartoons originally published in a Danish newspaper of the Prophet Mohammad (May Peace Be Upon Him – PBUH) may have been authorized for publication based on […]
Letters to the Editor
Letters to the Editor are statements of opinion submitted by members of the university community and do not represent the views of The Scribe or its publisher.Dear Editor,I’m writing in regards to John Crowley’s article in the last issue of The Scribe. He included the term, “Moonie,” which is considered […]