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I am in love with a stripper! What should I tell people when they ask what my girlfriend does for a living? I mean I do not care that she strips right now but, maybe in the future I will! How should we deal with this? I do not think she would ever quit for me because she makes more money in one night then I do in a month! I love her so much but it is starting to cause conflict, she even told me when she meets my parents if they ask her what she does, she will tell them the truth because she is proud of her profession!
Hopelessly in love with a stripper!
She Said
To be honest, it sounds like you have a bigger issue with your girlfriend then you think. If you did not care that she is a stripper you would not be writing to us. I mean I do not see why it is that big of a deal if the girl you love takes her clothes off in front of a bunch of men, and maybe even takes them in the back room or whatever (I do not know much about the career of stripping). What gets to me is the fact that she would tell your mom…poor thing…I am not sure of what your dad will say, he might give you a pat on the back or something, I do not know. Well it is all up to you buddy, but like I said, it seems to me that this is becoming an issue because you say that you might want her to stop in the future, and she might not because of the money. Well I would not want a guy who would choose money over me. So have fun while it lasts, and next time try to find a girl who would make your mother proud!
He Said
Well you are a lucky mofo by the way hahaha, your girlfriend is obviously beautiful and awesome, the sex, well we will not bother to even go there because I am sure it is almost as good as mine and well my spouse ahhahhaha, just kidding I know nothing. If you truly love this chick then who cares what she does, if she is happy and you are happy with her then who cares; let her strip forever. However, my boy Lachie says to give you a few words of advice: just make sure you get tested every so often and if it is all good, then party on. Have fun and if there are any problems go see my other main man Phil the security guard P7, and he can help you with some guidance and believe me you will be all set after that! Look, it is easy, life is short and you needs to enjoy it. Live life to its fullest and as if it was your last and if you do so then you will forever be happy! Party HARD! GO UB!
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