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Disclaimer:
The aticles in this section are Jokes for the April Fool’s Day 2006Dedicated to consistent misinformation and journalistic dishonesty. We strive for complete fabrication, however if we inadvertently print the truth, sorry…our bad.

Dear Readers,

It is officially spring! We weathered the long winter and came out the other end a little pasty, but otherwise unharmed. I saw my favorite group of girls the other day (I have dubbed them “The Triplets”) wearing matching metallic shoes busily gossiping outside in the sun. I was momentarily blinded by the glare, but was able to look at them without permanently damaging my eyesight by squinting. I recommend the technique seeing as metallics seem to still be “in” and our campus fashionistas are not often seen without them. I must confess that I too have purchased a number of metallic items, two bags, two pairs of shoes and a belt (not all at once, but over the last three seasons). Out of concern for everyone’s retinas I will try not to wear them during the day.

I want to respond to all those people who have written in complaining about one thing or another that we have printed: Thank you. I had no idea that anyone read the paper. Enjoy The Scribbler!

Sincerely,

Melissa Hutt

Editor-in-Chief

The Scribe

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